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"OH MY GOD, SyncFlow Pro! Are you KIDDING me right now? This website literally looks like someone threw Figma templates at a wall and called it a day! That hero section is giving me MAJOR secondhand embarrassment - like bestie, did you really think slapping 'sync your files seamle..."

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Issues Found

We Roasted Ourselves First

Before asking you to trust our AI critics, we ran PageRekt.com through our own gauntlet and used every brutal insight to improve what you see today.

What Our AI Found

CTAs were vague and unconvincing

No trust signals or social proof

Confusing user journey

Generic, forgettable messaging

What We Fixed

Clear, benefit-driven CTAs

Added real examples & transparency

Simplified sign-up flow

Crystal clear value proposition

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"PageRekt made reviewing my website something I actually looked forward to. The humor made the feedback feel less like a chore and more like a chat with a blunt but helpful friend. Instead of just telling me what's wrong, it gave me different perspectives (like a designer, an SEO expert, and a conversion specialist) and clear next steps. No more vague 'this could be better', just straightforward, actionable advice."

Lennert den Teuling, CEO at Ryde Ventures

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Our team of expert bears, each with their own unique personality and specialty, will tear apart your website with brutal honesty and actionable insights. Want all 6 perspectives combined? Check out Deep Dive analysis.

Sassy Designer

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Grumpy Developer

Grumpy Developer

Conversion Coach

Conversion Coach

Gen Z Critic

Gen Z Critic

SEO Shark

SEO Shark

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Corporate Consultant

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